This Duke Baseball Player Listing Every World Series Winner Ever Off The Dome Is The Craziest Thing You'll See Today

I don't know what planet this guy is from but whatever it is, you should be begging to have him on your favorite baseball team's roster. You can't teach this type of big brain. Zero surprise this kid got into Duke too. I know he's never failed a test in his entire life. Memory remembers him, not the other way around. That makes little to no sense but I'm just sitting here floored at how this is even possible. I'm not really sure how it translates to the diamond, but according to one of the replies he's got a sub 700 OPS:

Does that matter? No because he just did one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. If you can recite this, you can probably do anything you set your mind to. He's the definition of 200 IQ. Imagine this as the coolest party trick you can do... as long as you're around dudes. You might scare the females way if you try this shit on them, but the fellas are gonna love it. 

It's not baseball season yet, but whenever it is, get me updates on this kid and Duke as a whole. I'm convinced they watched him regurgitate all those winners and just immediately started feeding him batting techniques or something. No chance he doesn't have a career year after they unlocked this super power. Anyway, remember when Marty Mush said he went to Duke? Do we think he can do this? I'm not sure but the next time I see him he's on the clock. Off to go watch this video 100 more times. Fucking nerds, man.